Hello, and welcome to Octopus Comedian!

Since the name gives nothing away, let me tell you a story.

Once upon a time there was a girl. This girl liked to do crafty things like needlepoint. And knitting. Shit like that.

Yesterday this girl and her husband had a chat about all those fucked up crazies bringing AR-15 Assault Rifles to health care events.

Okay enough with the “this girl” crap, I’m switching to “I”.

So, I decided I had to vent my rage through craft & immediately started in on a piece I shall call “Fuck You And Your Fucking Gun.” Because that’s what it says. Sampler style. There’ll be pictures in a little bit.

So basically, this is my NSFW outlet where I can let loose under the glorious veil of internet anonymity.