Octopus Comedian

A Mug for Mother Fucking Chocolate Cake in a Mug

Sat, 05 Feb 2011 23:04:39 -0500

A Mug for Mother Fucking Chocolate Cake in a Mug

Sun-Dappled Robots (C, G, G7)Back in the sun-dappled days of my...

Tue, 01 Feb 2011 00:52:00 -0500

Sun-Dappled Robots

(C, G, G7)
Back in the sun-dappled days of my youth
I’d go to the river every Sunday
Meet all my friends and we’d have a picnic
And then we’d all ride on our robots.

The lapping of the waves and the whirr of the servos
The warmth of the sun reflected the water
The hum of positronics and a flash of lasers
It’s wonderful to ride on a robot.

(E7, A7, D7, G7 – E7, G7)

When you’re riding on a robot you lose all sense of time
No troubles, no worries, everything is sublime
A game of robot polo or a quick robot swim
Riding on a robot was the best it’s ever been.

(C, G, G7)

Crashing through the branches or slipping on the muddy bank
Metal exoskeletons glinting in the sunshine
Catching your breath before heading home
It’s wonderful to ride on a robot.

You eat a nice dinner and you brush your teeth
Snuggle up while the nano-nanny tucks you in
You close your eyes and have a great dream
‘Bout the next time you’ll ride on a robot

(REPEAT OTHER PART)

Well, now I am commander of my very own starship
I’m eating hydroponics and giving orders
I’ve got the greatest view in all of space
But there’s no room to ride on a robot.

So I miss those sun-dappled days of my youth
Going to the river every Sunday
I miss the picnics; I miss my friends but
I mostly miss riding on my robot.

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Stitchgasm! – Sewclever

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 19:57:41 -0400

Stitchgasm! – Sewclever:

Bad Ass! I’ve been sucking lately on both the blogging and the making front. I’d like to say this will change soon or that I’m doing a damn thing about it, but that would be a huge fucking lie.

The next project.

Sat, 29 Aug 2009 16:04:41 -0400

The next project.

You know what would be even cooler? GIANT FELT OCTOPUS! Get on...

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 19:58:35 -0400

You know what would be even cooler? GIANT FELT OCTOPUS! Get on that, people.

iPhone app ftw! Now I can upload crap pictures of my stuff with...

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 11:59:57 -0400

iPhone app ftw! Now I can upload crap pictures of my stuff with minimal effort.

Kick. Ass.

Badder Homes and Gardens

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 11:46:57 -0400

Badder Homes and Gardens:

How am I just discovering this shit? I’ve found my sisters…and they’re from fucking Texas?

Gotta say I didn’t see that coming.

mollytea: riots not diets (via crl!)

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 02:40:06 -0400

mollytea:

riots not diets (via crl!)

It Tweets!

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 11:38:40 -0400

It Tweets!:

If you can’t get enough Octopus Comedian, have no fear - there’s more! Follow me on twitter.

I mean if that’s your thing.

latest project underway

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 03:59:41 -0400

latest project underway

"Having a conversation with you would be like talking to a dining room table"

Wed, 19 Aug 2009 18:53:27 -0400

“Having a conversation with you would be like talking to a dining room table””

- Barney Frank.

This is so going into a future sampler. I can’t even fucking wait! I’m feeling a healthcare madness series coming on!

Unexpected Launch

Wed, 19 Aug 2009 13:15:44 -0400

Hello, and welcome to Octopus Comedian!

Since the name gives nothing away, let me tell you a story.

Once upon a time there was a girl. This girl liked to do crafty things like needlepoint. And knitting. Shit like that.

Yesterday this girl and her husband had a chat about all those fucked up crazies bringing AR-15 Assault Rifles to health care events.

Okay enough with the “this girl” crap, I’m switching to “I”.

So, I decided I had to vent my rage through craft & immediately started in on a piece I shall call “Fuck You And Your Fucking Gun.” Because that’s what it says. Sampler style. There’ll be pictures in a little bit.

So basically, this is my NSFW outlet where I can let loose under the glorious veil of internet anonymity.